You do NOT mess with a Pine Sawyer Beetle

This beetle must have climbed up from the depths of hell this can be the only explanation. Also, I did NOT kill it. We happened upon it's body while weeding. I then ran from it in case it was just "playing" dead. The next day when we found it in the same spot we figured it was in fact "for real" dead. I have no pine trees in my backyard. We do have a tremendous amount of tree roots and dead wood and I have now learned that this is what these bad boys love.
I'd really like to move away and just leave my house to them.